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I was married by a judge.I should have asked for a jury. |
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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. |
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You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. |
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I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands. |
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Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman. |
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By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing,And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying. |
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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. |
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. |
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All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. |
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. |
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